Mallard

A man was charged with stealing ducks from a local pond in a small English village.

When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard'.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 July 2021

Permalink:

Not rated yet
Wet Letter Day

I got sent a package the other day, but when it arrived it was all damp.

I complained at the post office, and they said it must have had postage dew.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 December 2024

Permalink:

Beaten up by a Movie Star

He made money sending thousands of junk emails to people, but one day he made a mistake and sent a whole load of them to a famous Hollywood actress. She was so angry that she had him beaten up, and that's how he came to be known as The Star Mangled Spammer.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 April 2025

Permalink:

Not rated yet
Buddhist at the dentists

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 March 2025

Permalink:

Not rated yet
Leisure Complex

A certain leisure complex had a movie screen and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell through the floor into the pool.

The owners left it there, and used it as a dive-in theater.

Permalink:

Not rated yet