- Wires Crossed
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I waited for the electrician all day. But it turned out he was only planning to come the following day.
We must have got our wires crossed.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 December 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- Not Wrong
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Customer: "Excuse me, is that a cake or meringue?"
Baker: "No, you're not ringue, it's a cake."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 September 2023
Permalink: Not Wrong
- Category: One-liners
- Overdue
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It's fine to borrow the occasional book from the library. Just try not to overdue it.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 October 2023
Permalink: Overdue
- Category: One-liners
- Pasta Car
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My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 July 2023
Permalink: Pasta Car
- Category: One-liners
- Scandinavian
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And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.
Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 October 2023
Permalink: Scandinavian
- Category: One-liners
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