Ova

Our lives are ova before they've begun.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 April 2023

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Horses in the Movies

Horses may get into the movies, but they're usually saddled with the bit parts.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 November 2023

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Crazy Engineer

And don't forget about the telecoms engineer who was committed to an asylum...

They said he had too many hang-ups.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 June 2020

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Lazy

I was going to procrastinate. But I decided to leave it till later.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 November 2020

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018