- Weatherman in Hospital
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A television weather reporter was involved in an accident, and broke both his arms and both legs. He had to call in from hospital to explain about the four casts.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 August 2023
Permalink: forecasts
- Category: One-liners
- Floating Whales
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Q: How do you make a whale float? A: Root Beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 06 April 2024
Permalink: whalefloat
- Category: One-liners
- Vampire in a bar
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A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a "Large glass of A-positive blood." The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 March 2021
Permalink: blood
- Category: One-liners
- Autumnal Lions
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Have you ever notice how groups of lions tend to move on just before autumn? Of course; pride goeth before the fall.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 November 2024
Permalink: autumn_lions
- Category: One-liners
- Family Yachts
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Both my brothers have their own private yachts. My parents own shares in a cruise line company, and my uncles are oil tycoons with a fleet of tanker ships. I guess you could say I've got a lot of relation-ships.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 April 2023
Permalink: yachts
- Category: One-liners
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