Praying At The Grotto

As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos, and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, "Your daughter will be born 17 inches long," To which Reynoldo replied, "Do you know the weight, too, San Jose?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 June 2022

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Undead romance

Why was the Zombie surprised when his ghoulfiend showed up for their date at 11pm? He didn't ex-spectre until midnight.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 September 2021

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Driving them baamy

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his flock through town, and got a traffic ticket for making a ewe turn.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 September 2022

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Church Denominations

My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 April 2024

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Channel Tunnel

The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 April 2019

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