- Music in the Rain
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A certain band director was standing outside on a metal ladder during a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out. Amazingly, he wasn't hit by lightning. The music was awful, though. It seems he just wasn't a good conductor.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 December 2022
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- Venetian Blinds
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If it weren't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for us all!
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 July 2023
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- Sick Politicians
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When politicians get the flu, you never know which way they're going to vote... Sometimes the eyes have it, and sometimes the nose.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 September 2020
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- Tap Dancer
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 March 2024
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- High-rise Pigs
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A famous architect designed a new kind of building - high rise accommodation for pigs. He called them "sty scrapers".
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 November 2019
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