Turn Up

He said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought "That's a turn-up for the books."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 December 2018

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Dry Humour

Please excuse the dry humor of this phrase. It was purely pun-intentional.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 06 May 2023

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Singing Duck

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? A: Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 June 2023

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Game game

Zebra: Let's switch roles for awhile. Lion: OK, I'm game.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 June 2023

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Dermatologist

I saw a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 July 2022

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