- Turn Up
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He said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought "That's a turn-up for the books."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 December 2018
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- Dry Humour
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Please excuse the dry humor of this phrase. It was purely pun-intentional.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 06 May 2023
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- Singing Duck
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Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? A: Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 June 2024
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- Game game
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Zebra: Let's switch roles for awhile. Lion: OK, I'm game.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 June 2023
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- Dermatologist
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I saw a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 July 2022
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