Stand-up bicycle

I tried to get my bicycle to stand up... but it was two tired.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 June 2023

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The Best Scarecrow

He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 November 2023

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Pig's Voice

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 June 2024

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Wardrobes

And the wardrobe manufacturing company... The staff were hiding skeletons in the closet, but the boss found a way to wear them out eventually.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 December 2023

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Intuition

I asked her how she always seemed to know the answer, and she said she had a personal teacher inside her head. "I see," I said, "you've got in-tuition."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 November 2024

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