Fast Food

How is it that fast food is so popular? I thought you're not supposed to eat when you're fasting.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 June 2021

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Published: 07 September 2018

Neutron

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 April 2024

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Not 'ard at all

Q: What do you call an Aardvark with a black eye, broken nose and a bandaged arm?

A: A vark.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 October 2021

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Low Cost Optomotrist

A cheap eye surgeon is probably cutting corneas.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 April 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018