- Fear of Mice
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Although she was afraid of mice, it didn't keep her from eeking out a living at a pet store.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 April 2025
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- Category: One-liners
- Costume Party
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A guy turns up at a costume party carrying a woman on his back. "What are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"I'm a snail." he said, "Can't you see, I'm carrying Michelle on my back."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 April 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- Dawned
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It just dawned on my that I a.m. a morning person.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 April 2025
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- Category: One-liners
- Percussion
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Whenever I hear cymbals, I get a ringing in my ears. My doctor says I have Post-percussion Syndrome.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 May 2024
Permalink: percussion
- Category: One-liners
- Prison Fish tank
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I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish of him.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 November 2023
Permalink: selfish
- Category: One-liners
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