Pirate's headache pills?

Why could Long John Silver never find an aspirin?

Coz his parrots ate 'em all.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 06 June 2022

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Beer in bed

If you put beer into your water bed, do you end up with a foam mattress?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 January 2023

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Snakes on the Car

The policeman pulls over a car onto the side of the road and walks over to the driver.

"Do you realise you've got two snakes attached to the front of your car?" he asks.

"It's all right," replies the driver, "they're just my windscreen vipers."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 April 2023

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Underground Author

An author did all his writing from a study beneath his house.

It was a very cryptic book, but it was at a bargain-basement price, so he ended up with a best cellar.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 March 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018