More than one way to...

"I'll skin that cat later," Tom deferred.

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Lobotomy

"I've just had a frontal lobotomy," said Tom absentmidedly.

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Double Telegram

"I didn't mean to send that telegram twice!" she cried remorsefully.

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Work in a Cemetary

"I plan to work in a cemetery," Tom plotted gravely.

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Flat Tyres

"I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair.

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