- Patience
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"Oh no - Another one died on me!" said the doctor, running out of patience.
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- Squashed Trash
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"I will not steamroller that garbage," Tom flatly refused.
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- Stereos
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"My stereo is only half working," said Tom monotonously.
"But I just had my stereo fixed," said Jim ecstatically.
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- You can't trust a leprechaun
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"That leprechaun is not telling the truth," Tom implied.
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- Marry Me!
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"Will you marry me, dear," asked Tom engagingly.
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