Dead Pan

"My new electric skillet has stopped working," Tom said, dead-pan.

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Hole in the Ceiling

"I accidentally shot a hole in the ceiling," said Tom aimlessly.

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Mad Judge

"His Honor is crazy," Tom admitted judgementally.

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Losing Weight

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded thinly.

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Heavy Accent

"The executioner has received the tool he needs," said Tom with a heavy accent.

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