Awful Month

I’m tearing this awful month out of the calendar, Tom said, marching off.

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Chainsaw Novice

I don’t know how to use this chainsaw, Tom said, disarmingly

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Quarantine Party

This quarantine party is sick, Tom said, laughing contagiously

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Coined

"I've just coined a new phrase," said Tom with pursed lips.

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Double Telegram

"I didn't mean to send that telegram twice!" she cried remorsefully.

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