- Prison Poetry
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"I composed a lot of poetry while in prison," Tom said conversely.
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- Married a Lion
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"I just married a lioness - look at my wedding ring!" roared Leo, with wild abandon.
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- Golfer Search
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"Tiger Woods was lost on the golf course, but I've located him," said Tom profoundly.
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- Sandy Teeth
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"Alright, who put sand in my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.
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- Mathematical perfection
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"I worship the number 3.1415927," said Faith piously.
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