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Tom Swift-ly through the Old Testament

  • "I have sinned," said Adam originally.
  • "Have an apple," the serpent said fruitfully.
  • "Come here, Abel," Cain said brotherly.
  • "You snails almost didn't make it," Noah said wetly.
  • "No spika de Inglish," they babbled at Babel confusedly.
  • "Nonsense, I'll look behind me all I please," replied Lot's wife saltily.

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Guard Duty

"Your task is to guard this underwear," Tom's sergeant briefed them.

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Raising a toast

"Let us all raise our champagne in a toast," Tom said with high spirits.

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Diluting

"I need to be careful not to add too much water," Tom said with great concentration.

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Mathematician

"I'm a mathematician," Tom added summarily.

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