"Hawaii is the most recent addition to the US," Tom stated.
"The transit system could reduce its deficit by steeply charging those passengers on their way to rock concerts and sports events," said Tom with considerable fanfare.
"I've been out picking fruit," said Tom with applomb.
"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.
"I hate grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.
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