Sandy Dentures

"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.

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Grape Juice

"I hate grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.

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Happy Cat

"The cat seems happy now that he's been fed," said Tom purposefully.

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Wrong way to wear a fur coat

"You seem to be wearing your mink coat inside-out," Tom inferred.

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The Last Slice

"I don't like eating the last slice of the loaf" said Tom crustily.

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