Rubbing it in

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

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Workstation

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I've just been given a new work station...

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Self Answered

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do.

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Burdens

Questions are burdens for the mind.

Answers are prisons for the soul.

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Card Tricks

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

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