Volcano

A volcano is a mountain with hiccups.

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Famous Last Words #22

Famous Last Words #22:
"Well, it was right here a minute ago..."

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Depending On Your Eyes

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
(Mark Twain)

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Reality

Reality is an imagination of your figment.

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If the Shoe Fits

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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