Kamikazi Pilots

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Television Controls

I wish there was a button to control the intelligence level of programs on my TV.
There's one labelled "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.

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Saint Vincent

St Vincent, patron saint of wine, was a teetotaller.

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Inferiority Complex

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

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Doing Things Right

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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