Tell a man that there are over 400 tillion stars, and he'll believe you.Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
- Isaac Asimov.
A flashback is a man with his raincoat on backwards.
Famous Last Words #13:"You can eat anything here you like except the fruit of this tree here..."
There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
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