Mark Twain's Explaination of Life

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Mark Twain.

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Two wrongs?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

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Burdens

Questions are burdens for the mind.

Answers are prisons for the soul.

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Card Tricks

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

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Old Soldiers

Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.

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