- Wolf in sheep's clothing
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A Wolf in sheep's clothing is a wear-wool-f.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 March 2024
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- Stock Market Movers
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And in the stock market today, helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 August 2022
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- Coronation Day
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It was terrible weather on the King's coronation day. I guess it was the reigny day he had been saving up for?
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 November 2024
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- The Musical Train Driver
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A train driver on a local city line was also a keen musician. He bought himself a small, painted garden ornament to help him keep his music in time.
He called it his Metro-Gnome.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 May 2024
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- A Stable Home
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Why did the horse request to move stables?
He couldn't stand the neigh-bours.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 August 2023
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- Category: One-liners
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