- Thumb and Forefinger
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Three of my fingers are willing to write, but my thumb and forefinger are opposed.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 April 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- X-Ray Wedding
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Did you hear about the X-ray specialist who married one of his patients?
Everybody wondered what he saw in her.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 31 March 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Kleptomania
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 November 2022
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- Category: One-liners
- Mountain Trucker
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The truck driver passed his mountain driving skills test. He was pleased to have made the grade.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 August 2020
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- Category: One-liners
- Musical Swans
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If a swan can have a swan song, does that mean a cygnet can have a signature tune?
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 January 2023
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- Category: One-liners
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