- Beware of the Geeks.
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I told my psychiatrist I kept dreaming about two computer geeks.
He told me I was pair o' nerd.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 December 2020
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- Lightheaded
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Miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel lightheaded.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 December 2024
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- Cigarette Lighter
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Q: How do you make a cigarette lighter?
A: You take out all the tobacco.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 February 2024
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- Church Music
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There was a documentary on TV last night about a religious order who spend all their time playing stringed musical instruments.
So I've written to complain that there's too much sects and violins on TV these days...
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 May 2023
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- Air Current Theory
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The meteorologist was absolutely convinced of his theory on air currents.
He had the air of a man of strong convections.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 September 2024
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