Fish Latin.

Caviar Emptor - Beware of the fish.
Carp Diem - Seize the fish.
Veni, Vidi, Fishy - I came, I saw, I fished.
Cod Erat Demonstrandum - Proving the fish.
Squid pro quo - Done a fishy deal.
Tempus Fish-it - Time flies when you're fishing.
Prima Fishy - First fish.

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The third one says "Thatsh a good idea - letsh get a drink."


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When he got there
Some dude threw a spear
Said a River Duck duck, "Duck, Duck!"


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