- Arrowing
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If you get shot with a bow, would you have an 'arrowing experience? Could it be said that you axed for it? Of course, that's not a knife thing to say, and I don't want any quarrels with you, so I'll spear you the details...
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- The Magician
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat"
"He's hiding the flowers under the table"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn"t do anything; it was, after all, the captain"s parrot. One day the ship ran into trouble, and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another.
After 3 days the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"
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- Fishcake
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A guy goes into a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl.
He asks the assistant, "Do you do fishcakes?"
The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do"
The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish, it's his birthday next week"
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- Bagpipers
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Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
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- Camoflage Trousers
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I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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