Postie Jokes

I've been writing a comedy routine about postmen.

I've got the jokes down pat, but I still have to work on the delivery.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 April 2024

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Sodium Chloride

I tried putting Sodium Chloride into a battery, but I just ended up getting charged with assault.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 31 January 2024

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Dentists

I've had it up to my back teeth with dentists.

Submitted by: Gary Jones
This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 September 2023

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Pricy Pasta

I just bought myself a packet of the worlds' most expensive pasta.

It was worth every penne.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 December 2023

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Achilles Shoulder

My trouble is my poor knowledge of ancient Greek mythology. It'll always be my Achilles shoulder.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 April 2024

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