Corny Pirate Joke

Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

A. A buccaneer.

Submitted by: Dominic Nichols
This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 May 2024

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Tree Surgery

Tree surgery is an expensive business to be in.

It has a lot of overheads.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 January 2023

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Gasket

When I saw how much it would cost to repair my car's engine, I blew a gasket!

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Two Hats

Two hats were hanging on a hat-stand.

One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 January 2020

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Double Gloucester

Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?

He double gloucester.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 April 2024

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