Powdered Water

I finally found out how to make powdered water, but now I don't know what to add.

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Old Professors

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

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Abbreviation

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
(probably so you can abbreviate it...?)

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Winning The Rat-Race

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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Eagles

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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