- Beers in bed
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If you put beer into your water bed, do you end up with a foam mattress?
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 March 2023
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- Appendix Surgery
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Did you hear about the medical student who got in trouble for performing an operation? He removed the appendix from his medical textbook.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 August 2022
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- Pounds or Kilos
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The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 March 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Ampere Forever
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Scientists may come, and scientists may go, but Ampere's name will always be current.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 May 2020
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- Self-Confident Clergy
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Priests who think themselves good at their job have an altar ego.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 September 2023
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