- Contagious
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There's warnings of a new disease found in soft butter.
Apparently it spreads very easily.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 April 2022
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- Category: One-liners
- Watch This Space
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Coming soon: Timepieces for astronaughts. Watch this space!
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 October 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- Paint Store
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On a diet? Go to the paint store. You can get thinner there.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 October 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- Purr
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My cat got stolen. I think she was taken by a purr snatcher.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 October 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- Friction
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Friction. It's such a drag. And gravity sucks too.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 November 2023
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- Category: One-liners
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