- Shoe Spanner
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Never put a spanner in your shoe. I recommend that you socket instead.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 March 2024
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- Drought
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During a drought, things just go from one ex-stream to another.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 December 2021
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- Secret Agent Farmer
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By day, he was an ordinary farm hand, tending the flocks. But by night, he lived a double life as an infamous secret agent.
They called him... The Shepherd Spy.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 January 2022
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- Thinking Slim
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Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells as well as body weight.
It's a case of think or slim.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 March 2024
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- Competing Podiatrists
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Two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street. They were arch enemies.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 June 2020
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