Belief

Tell a man that there are over 400 tillion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.

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Exciting Scientific Phrases

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
- Isaac Asimov.

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Flashback

A flashback is a man with his raincoat on backwards.

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Famous Last Words #13

Famous Last Words #13:
"You can eat anything here you like except the fruit of this tree here..."

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Good Manners

There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

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