Always do right

Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.

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I Don't Snore

I know I don't snore - I stayed up one night to check.

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Philosophies

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.

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Sanity Check

Help! Somebody slapped a "stop payment" on my sanity check!

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Apartments

Why are they called 'apartments', when they are all stuck together?

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