Good English

The days of good English has went.

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What kind of crazy are you?

Crazy people who are productive are geniuses.
Crazy people who are rich are eccentric.
But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy.

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Mark Twain's Explaination of Life

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Mark Twain.

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When Things Go Wrong

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

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Volcano

A volcano is a mountain with hiccups.

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