Time flies like an arrow

Time flies like an arrow.... Fruit flies like a banana.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 April 2024

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Cardboard Belts

Are cardboard belts just a waist of paper?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 December 2024

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Hardware Store Choice

A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 October 2018

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Why Become A Baker?

Q:Why do people become bakers? A:Because they knead the dough!

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 31 December 2024

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Avenue Road

Avenue Road? No thanks; the old one's still okay.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 May 2024

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