Affix Stamp

I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realised that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 October 2018

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Elvis Steakhouse

Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?

They will be for people who love meat tender.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 October 2023

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Repossessed

If you don't pay your exorcist you'll get repossessed.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 November 2023

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Hospital Shock

As I was leaving the hospital, I got an electric shock from my credit card.

But the doctor said not to worry about it; it had just been discharged.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 November 2022

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018