Chicken Suprise

One of the chickens in the hen-house decided to be different, and instead of laying an egg, laid an orange instead.

One of her chicks came in and saw it, and said "Look what marmalade!"

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 February 2026

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Different Zombies.

Q: What's the difference between zombies?

A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 October 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Water Polo

Water polo players are wet.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 March 2026

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

No Food

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 December 2025

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018