Telling The Time

A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

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Why use one word...?

Why use one word when two polysyllabic agglomerates will do.

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Number 2 pencils

If number 2 pencils are the most popular, how come they're still only number 2?

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If a tree falls...

If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees make fun of it?

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Painting Fools

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to sell it.

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