A man was brought before the king, who said "Off with his head!" Just then, the king's royal coin designer entered the room, the man leapt on him, saying "I throw myself on your majesty's face engraver."
I have two friends named Pat. They're both very artistic, so I recently asked them to make some amusing headgear for my son's birthday celebrations. Everyone who was there agreed that they were brilliant arty pats.