- Champagne to our Friends
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"Here's champagne to our real friends...
...and real pain to our sham friends"
Permalink: shampain
- Category: Spoonerisms
- Spare Quegs?
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Square pegs. Round holes.
Spare Quegs. Hound Rolls.
Permalink: quegs
- Category: Spoonerisms
- Army Baker
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I'm a baker for the army. When I go to war, I go in all buns glazing.
Permalink: blazing
- Category: Spoonerisms
- Junk Mail
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A brother at a monestary tried sending out lots of unwanted advertisments, but he was arrested and put in prison.
He was also very unpopular in prison. After all - no-one likes monk jail.
Permalink: junk_mail
- Category: Spoonerisms
- How many lives?
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Everyone knows the king of the beasts has sharp claws.
It should be obvious - like any other cat, he has lion knives.
Permalink: ninelives
- Category: Spoonerisms
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