Square pegs. Round holes.
Spare Quegs. Hound Rolls.
I'm a baker for the army. When I go to war, I go in all buns glazing.
A brother at a monestary tried sending out lots of unwanted advertisments, but he was arrested and put in prison.He was also very unpopular in prison. After all - no-one likes monk jail.
Everyone knows the king of the beasts has sharp claws.
It should be obvious - like any other cat, he has lion knives.
He said he grown strong from all his dancing, but no-one believed him.
It was obvious to all that he was bearing waltz fitness.
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