Bad Manners

A child was misbehaving by protesting loudly and rudely, waving boards with crazy slogans on, while guests were visiting. He was punished for having mad banners.

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William Tell the Bowler

There is evidence that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers, but unfortunately all the league records were destroyed in a fire.
Thus we'll sadly never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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Stocks Sink

A very nervous man became an investments broker. Whenever there was bad news about a company he held shares in, his nervousness would make is feet begin to sweat profusely.
It's apparently a common trait in investment circles, though - bad news makes your socks stink.

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Touchdown!

Two American Football teams are on a tour of Europe and have a quiz to see which team can name most places in Holland. The game was won by a single Dutch Town.

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High lights

I went to the hairdresser, and they did my hair so that it made me look much taller.... they put lie-heights in my hair.

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