- Clown Business
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A clown retires and decides to hand over the business to his son.
His son says: "I dunno, Dad, those are big shoes to fill."
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- If James Bond had been a cat.....
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"The spy who licked me"
"Gold paw"
"Golden CatsEye"
"You only live nine times"
"Litter-tray Raker"
"Licence to mew"
"The neighbourhood is not enough"
"Octopussy" (same name, but the plot changes a bit)
"Lick and let dry"
"Never say meow again"
"Dr. No-I'm-Not-A-Vet-Honest"
"Kittens are forever"
"From Russian Blue with love"
"For cats' eyes only"
"View to a pounce"
"The cat with the golden claw"
"Feline Royale"
"Thundercat"
"On her majesty's slinking service"
"The sleeping daylights"
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- Coffee Without Cream
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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress writes down his order, and goes off to the kitchen.
A few minutes later she comes back looking very apologetic. "I'm sorry," she says, "but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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- Infrastructure
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If your infrastructure isn't working, then maybe you haven't infra-read the manual properly.
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- Shuffle
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I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle with the lost.
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