Pistachio

Pistachio: A noise made by a very nutty sneeze. Even nuttier than "cashew".

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Hypothesis

Hypothesis: (n) The longest side of a trymangle.

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Vampire Pencils

Pencilvania: The place where vampire pencils come from.

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Cough Stirrup

Cough stirrup - medicine you give to a horse when it's got a cold.

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Discrepancy

Discrepancy: Do you want this pancake?

As in: "Look at dis-crêpe-and-see if you want it."

Submitted by: Glenn Sedgwick

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