Horoscope

Horoscope - A device for measuring how scary something is.

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Hemlock

Hemlock - A poisonous sewing maching component.

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Saturnday

Saturnday - Six planets out from Sunday.

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Plateau

Plateau - The highest form of flattery.

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Metallurgy

Metallurgy - Sneezing whenever you get too close to iron or steel bars.

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