Hawaii

"Hawaii is the most recent addition to the US," Tom stated.

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Making Trains More Profitable

"The transit system could reduce its deficit by steeply charging those passengers on their way to rock concerts and sports events," said Tom with considerable fanfare.

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Picking Fruit

"I've been out picking fruit," said Tom with applomb.

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Sandy Dentures

"Who put sand on my dentures?" asked Tom, through gritted teeth.

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Grape Juice

"I hate grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.

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