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High lights

I went to the hairdresser, and they did my hair so that it made me look much taller.... they put lie-heights in my hair.

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Hawking his Wares

There is a street-seller who is well known in the area, as he tries to sell his rabbits to everyone who passes.
People see him arriving, and say "Look, there he is again, walking his hares."

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