Techniques to try when your computer doesn't work:
1) "Audio repair technique" - shout at it
2) "Vibrations adjustment" - shake it
3) "Percussive therapy" - hit it
4) "Hot swap repair" - switch it for someone else's, when no one is looking
5) "Optical stimulation" - stare at it real hard hoping it magically works
6) "Gravimetric adjustment" - drop it out a window