- Living beyond your means
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People who live beyond their means should act their wage.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 January 2025
Permalink: actwage
- Category: One-liners
- Mental Bets
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I used to be a heavy gambler, but now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 August 2023
Permalink: mentalbets
- Category: One-liners
- Bovine Actors
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Bovine actors should be scene and not herd.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 March 2022
Permalink: bovact
- Category: One-liners
- Green Ink
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My brother once drew on his face with a green permanent marker pen. We never managed to get it off, so now he's just known as the Indelible Hulk.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 September 2023
Permalink: indelible
- Category: One-liners
- Bowling Job
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"I got that job down the bowling alley"
"What, tenpin?"
"No it's permanent"
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 October 2023
Permalink: tenpin
- Category: One-liners
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